Signs You Have Had Too Much of the 90's
- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
- If you can't order it by midnight and have it delivered by noon the next day, it is just too slow.
- Your Stockbroker's name ends in ".com"
- A Blind date means chatting online with someone you haven't met before.
- Keeping up with sports means having your favorite sports teams as
Bookmarks
- Most of your books are bought online. "Real world" bookstores are now prized as your favorite cafe to hang out, work and meet people of the opposite sex.
- Your food in the refrigerator has been there so long some, that you have received a grant from the National Institute for Health to do germ research.
- You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their efficiency
- You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.
- You find you really need Power Point to explain what kind of work you do.
- You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
- You apologize to your friends who didn't get holiday cards from you.
"Sorry, I only sent "email cards" this year, you just didn't make the cut"
- You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
- You get most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
- You tried to enter your password on the microwave.
- You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
- You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
- Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
- You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
- Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college roommate used to play.
- You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
- You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
- Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking you to send her JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone IS home.
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