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Planting a Garden

When you plant this garden, may God richly bless you in your sincere endeavor. Plant three rows of squash:
  1. Squash gossip
  2. Squash criticism
  3. Squash indifference
Plant seven rows of peas:
  1. Prayer
  2. Promptness
  3. Perseverance
  4. Politeness
  5. Preparedness
  6. Purity
  7. Patience
Plant seven heads of lettuce:
  1. Let us be unselfish and loyal
  2. Let us be faithful to duty
  3. Let us search the scriptures
  4. Let us not be weary in well doing
  5. Let us be obedient in all things
  6. Let us be truthful
  7. Let us love one another
No garden is complete without turnips:
  1. Turn up for church
  2. Turn up for meetings, in prayer, and Bible study
  3. Turn up with a smile, even when things are difficult
  4. Turn up with determination to do your best in God's service.
After planting, May you Grow in Grace and in the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (II Peter 3:18.) And may you reap rich results.

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