You Know You're in Texas When...
- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
- You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
- You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off...
- You can make instant sun tea...
- You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
- The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car...
- You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance...
- Hot water now comes out of both taps...
- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is
out on the streets...
- You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
- You break a sweat the instant you step outside... at 7:30 a.m. before
work...
- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having
air conditioning...
- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?...
- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...
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