[an error occurred while processing this directive] A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see his doctor. The doctor asked him all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when he interrupted him:

"Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking." He smugly added, "Why can't you?"

The doctor nodded, stood back, looked him up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to him and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep." [an error occurred while processing this directive]