The Vet and the MD
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see his
doctor. The doctor asked him all the usual
questions, about symptoms, how long had they
been occurring, etc., when he interrupted him:
"Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my
patients these kind of questions. I can tell what's
wrong just by looking." He smugly added,
"Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked him up
and down, quickly wrote out a prescription,
handed it to him and said,
"There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work,
we'll have to have you put to sleep."